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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hey, ho, DWRP! Apps for

sweven open in a week!! Rather than make you wait one more week to start playing with the setting, you get to have this meme to have some pre-game fun!

The way it works is simple. Just post a comment with your character as if they were in game, with a line or two of either a setting or a network post. Then go reply to other people and thread to your heart's content. Shenanigans ensue! And then everyone apps everyone ever and you've already got an idea of what kind of CR you could get in-game.

Sound fun? Well, then what are you doing still reading? Hop to!

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...Uh, no. This is the information center. It's for... well, tourism pamphlets.

Oh my god! [ SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT! ] But the stench of despair here is exactly what I imagine your human temporary culling-prevention station to smell like! Ugh. This world is stupid and the colours are all messed up.

I think the colors are probably a cultural difference, but no, this isn't the hospital. Did you not wake up there? That's where I woke up.

Of course I woke up there! I just... got a little lost retracing my steps! [ There were a lot of people around, okay? And she hasn't had to deal with more than a dozen others in a long, long time, and, alright, maybe she let herself get a little distracted by all the commotion. ] Ugh, human Jegus save me.

You mean Jesus. [ Who is Jegus that's just weird :T ]

You know what, I've got time. I'll show you where the hospital is.

No, I am quite sure I mean Jegus! I have it on excellent authority that Earth has the best Jegus. [ Oh, and perhaps this girl can help her find a Jegus, in the process! Terezi seems quite pleased with this relocating plan, and swings out her cane before her. ] Hehehe, excellent! Let's go.

Uh, are you sure somebody isn't just messing with you?

[ GOD TEREZI be careful with that cane, you're going to take OTHER people's eyes out. ]

Onwards and upwards.

Cheeky human boys are always messing with me! Your race is just so absurdly ironic that sometimes I don't know what to do with myself.

So then what's Jegus supposed to be?

Well! [ Pausing, Terezi taps her finger against the tip of her nose. ] I'm not really sure what a Jegus is!

Then how do you know it's supposed to help you?

Because I'm a Seer! I See all sorts of things that others can't! [ Which is complete nonsense, actually. Or at least in relation to Jegus. Honestly, she just likes the way it sounds, and it makes a good placeholder for when she's too frustrated to come up with anything else. ]

Right. [ 'See'. Interesting choice of words. ]

Anyway the hospital isn't too far away.

Good, good! Soon the perpetrators will be brought to justice, and all law abiding citizens will flood to the streets and puke.

...puke?

Yes, puke! Because they are all good, honest, law abiding citizens, and they are utterly disgusted by the injustice that's unfolded here! Doesn't it make you nauseous, Miss Delicious Cherry Blood? It's all so illegal. So unlawful!

I'm sorry, did you just make a comment about my blood being delicious and cherry flavored?

Yes! Yes, I did! It is the enticing cough syrup flowing through your veins. It's ludicrously bright.

Um. You aren't going to drink my blood or anything, are you?

Hahahahahahaha! Oh, oh— hehehehehe. Please, refrain from being so absurd. My troll lungs are very delicate! Of course I'm not going to drink it. I'm not a rainbow drinker. Although a rainbow drinker once fed from me, and it wasn't too bad.

Just the smell of it is enough for me.

Okay, good. I guess smelling is alright.

I'm glad we're on the same wavelength, Miss Delicious Cherry Cough Syrup Blood.

So what, you smell color? So then what color is your blood?

Not only that, but I taste colour. And my blood is a cool, minty teal! A bit like mouthwash. [ She points to the ♎ on the front of her shirt, looking a little proud. ]

Huh, cool! I bet the world tastes interesting.

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