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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hey, ho, DWRP! Apps for

sweven open in a week!! Rather than make you wait one more week to start playing with the setting, you get to have this meme to have some pre-game fun!

The way it works is simple. Just post a comment with your character as if they were in game, with a line or two of either a setting or a network post. Then go reply to other people and thread to your heart's content. Shenanigans ensue! And then everyone apps everyone ever and you've already got an idea of what kind of CR you could get in-game.

Sound fun? Well, then what are you doing still reading? Hop to!

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Good, good! Soon the perpetrators will be brought to justice, and all law abiding citizens will flood to the streets and puke.

...puke?

Yes, puke! Because they are all good, honest, law abiding citizens, and they are utterly disgusted by the injustice that's unfolded here! Doesn't it make you nauseous, Miss Delicious Cherry Blood? It's all so illegal. So unlawful!

I'm sorry, did you just make a comment about my blood being delicious and cherry flavored?

Yes! Yes, I did! It is the enticing cough syrup flowing through your veins. It's ludicrously bright.

Um. You aren't going to drink my blood or anything, are you?

Hahahahahahaha! Oh, oh— hehehehehe. Please, refrain from being so absurd. My troll lungs are very delicate! Of course I'm not going to drink it. I'm not a rainbow drinker. Although a rainbow drinker once fed from me, and it wasn't too bad.

Just the smell of it is enough for me.

Okay, good. I guess smelling is alright.

I'm glad we're on the same wavelength, Miss Delicious Cherry Cough Syrup Blood.

So what, you smell color? So then what color is your blood?

Not only that, but I taste colour. And my blood is a cool, minty teal! A bit like mouthwash. [ She points to the ♎ on the front of her shirt, looking a little proud. ]

Huh, cool! I bet the world tastes interesting.

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