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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

Hey, ho, DWRP! Apps for

sweven open in a week!! Rather than make you wait one more week to start playing with the setting, you get to have this meme to have some pre-game fun!

The way it works is simple. Just post a comment with your character as if they were in game, with a line or two of either a setting or a network post. Then go reply to other people and thread to your heart's content. Shenanigans ensue! And then everyone apps everyone ever and you've already got an idea of what kind of CR you could get in-game.

Sound fun? Well, then what are you doing still reading? Hop to!

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[ and his head whips around because oh hey who just called his name. johnny is actually really bad at this "being subtle" thing.

and then immediately looking like he's seen a ghost. jess why are you...so young... ]

Jess?

[ a beat and shes just kind of standing there

staring at him. and then looking around.

because uh... the johnny she knows is like 17 or something and not this old dude

does she say yes or no fuck what now ]

I -- uh -- I think I got the wrong person. Sorry.

[ no that doesnt make any sense jess goddamit ]

[ uh excuse you he is not that old ]

You said Johnny though, right?

[ he looks pained somehow. the sight of her hurts in strange, unreal ways. ]

[ she just looks... really confused now. ]

Yeah, but... the guy I'm thinking of is kind of my age. And not yours.

[ man this is really awkward and why is he looking at her like that ]

So I think this is a mix-up. Soryr.

Nah. I think it's a timeline thing, cause you...

[ shut up johnny. just no. ]

Don't apologize.

[ wait what ]

What?

Don't worry about it.

[ awkward...pause... ]

Do you want to sit?

[ measured pause.... well her spider sense isnt going off...

shes not in danger but uh.. she has no idea whats going on ]

Okay.

[ and sitting ]

So... who are you exactly?

Johnny Storm. Probably not the one you're looking for though.

[ oh man. he should stop looking at her. it feels like he's being ripped apart from the inside. ]

[ but... youre so old...

shes quiet again and just kind of watching him ]

Are you okay?

[ no ]

Yeah. Just...figuring this place out. You?

Yeah, I'm just... really confused. I don't really know what to do.

[ wow another pause surprise ]

Are you sure you're okay?

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WHICH VERSION ARE YOU APPING

YOULL SEE

WHAT NO I CAN'T BEAR THAT KIND OF SUSPENSE

YES YOU CAN BIRTHDAY GIRL

/CLAWS FACE...............

CLAWS YOUR FACE

SCREAMING

SCREAMS BACK AT

/SHOVES OUT

SLIDES BACK IN

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HEH